me: the only thing about me that's hot is the bottom of my laptop

(Source: derpderpmotherfuckers, via ri0tmakerr)

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: saocore, via jellybeansandwich)

I don’t even have a computer.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via trackerjackerbitch)

asker Lust :)

british accents. haha.